cynthia 'plaster caster' albritton's 'career' as an 'artist' kicked off in the sixties. under the guise of an assignment for art class, she managed to use her idea as lure to entice rock stars to have sex with her, long before she actually made the first cast of any of their genitalia.
most famous of these are jimi hendrix (on whom she practised for two years before perfecting her method), and frank zappa (who was to become her most loyal patron).
her idea never quite came to full fruition, mostly due to lack of interest from other (more sober) musos. (and, most probably, because she was a pot-smoking crack-whore hippie who, when you really think about it, should never have been granted the opportunity to dip that first tottie).
calling cynthia 'plaster caster' albritton an artist is as unfortunate as calling susan boyle a singing sensation.
still...
the work is amusing:
JIMI HENDRIX
THE MAN
THE LEGEND
THE MEN
JELLO BIAFRA (singer - the dead kennedys)
JON LANGFORD
NOEL REDDING (jimi hendrix's bassist)
THE LEGENDS
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in 2000 an attempt was made to revive the career by adding casts of breasts, among others those of laetitia sadier, singer of post-rock band 'stereolab'.
that's about as famous as the breast collection went:
THE GIRL
THE TWINS
one wonders how long before a susan boyle set is released...
1 comment:
The Hendrix penis was that woman's first attempt at capturing a old...Jimi was happy to comply...but after seeing a few other examples of her work, it seems that Jimi was not the biggest of them all...if anything, he does deserve credit for having a thick dick...but not very long...maybe 6" or a little more...most women will say that the thickness is what counts the most...an oldpublication, called The Whole Earth Catalogue, offered a replica of the Hendrix cast for sale...my wife would not even consider letting me buy one!
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